Do You Know Muffin Man?

She seemed like such a sweet old lady. Who would ever believe she was really THE MUFFIN MAN…..

It all started back in 1820 when the rhyme fist began 

“Do  you know the muffin man,The muffin man, the muffin man,Do you know the muffin man,Who lives in Drury Lane?

Yes, I know the muffin man,The muffin man, the muffin man,Yes, I know the muffin man,Who lives in Drury Lane.” Of course everyone knew the muffin man because her muffins were delicious and there was only one Drury Lane. And here we are 192 years in the future and people still remember her song she should feel flattered but she feels anger she doesn’t make muffins now cupcakes are all the rage. Of course she was trapped in this life forever because people who are in rhymes are trapped forever still on Drury Lane people laugh buy her cupcakes and laugh. Stupid rhymes.

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