SpaceX

NASA has given away their supplying supplies to the space station to PayPal which has made SpaceX which takes their supplies up. The rocket is also controlled by a computer. SpaceX has opened up new possibilities of space tourism. I would personally never go into space because I’m scared of heights. But I don’t like how NASA just gave away the supplying because they had budget cuts and their fixed on exploring space not the astronauts health. It bothers me. But at least they got someone to do it.

Holes

After I finish my lunch my friends force me to go outside but I stay back to put some stuff away. Once I head out I can’t find them so I wander around aimlessly. And I suddenly stumble across a hole. It’s pretty deep and I can’t see the bottom then my friend finds me and asks what’s with the hole. “That’s what I’m trying to figure out.” She hops down and I listen to hear her hit the bottom But it doesn’t happen. “Hey! I’m over here!!” She shouts. “How’d you get over there? You just fe-” She cut me off and said “Look” she pointed up. The sky was cracked open and there was a giant hole. My other friend came and saw the hole in the ground and the sky “cool” He jumped right in but the hole in the sky closed and so did the hole in the ground. We never saw him again…  

Joke

In a hot summer night at New Orleans step outside to breathe. A dark shadow sweeps behind me. Should I turn around? Turn around turn around. The figure is masked by black he sets a bowl on the table separating us. I find that the bowl is making noises, and I peer in for a better look. Things squirm in the bowl one hops up and smacks me in the face. I jump back startled. “Crickets” he says in a thick accent. I look at him like he’s crazy, his dark hand sets something else on the table. Money. I glance up at him and reach down unsure. I pick it up and leaf through it, $40,000! “Eat” I’m starting to think about eating one when a thought crossed my mind…Why would he offer me all this money just to eat crickets? There must be something wrong with them. I tried to make a graceful exit but as soon as he was out of sight, walk away walk away stiffly and fastly I would never eat crickets especially not if some dark figure hands them to me. Who was he? I had to find out I went back out and he was still there. “Sorry for da trouble” “Its fine, but who are you?” “I is Vinn from Europe and I want you eat crickets because I thought it be fun and then you be laugh and take money” “Oh well no thanks maybe someone else will.” I tried to sound hopefully but I was creeped out. Vinn should go back to Europe if thats his idea of a joke. But I also felt sorry just not sorry enough to stay.

Digging A Hole

The hot sun glared above me. Sweat trickled down my back, my wake up call. What was I doing out here? Why was I digging a hole? I stood there for a few minutes with leaning on a dirty shovel thinking of possibilities….Did an animal die? No this hole was much to wide and I didn’t see any dead things. Planting a tree? Ha I don’t plant tree’s. I shook my head mockingly laughing at the thought. A thought popped in my head I would have to be like Spongebob and retrace my steps then tell my story at some run down diner. It was almost night so this was going to be a long day…again…. I started filling the hole with dirt like I was in rewind mode. After I was done I walked backwards into the house and into the kitchen ate what was left of my Chinese takeout then sat on my couch and ordered Chinese.

…TIME LAPSE…

Finally at the beginning waking up when it hit me I should do something big today. It all made sense sitting around all day thinking then ordering the CHINESE. I was digging a hole to China! I rushed back outside to admire my work and keep digging. But when I got outside there was no hole. What happened? Where’s the hole I’d been digging? I thought of possibilities but none of them fit. Then I realized I was going to have to make like Spongebob and retrace my steps, then tell my story at a run down diner.   

Do You Know Muffin Man?

She seemed like such a sweet old lady. Who would ever believe she was really THE MUFFIN MAN…..

It all started back in 1820 when the rhyme fist began 

“Do  you know the muffin man,The muffin man, the muffin man,Do you know the muffin man,Who lives in Drury Lane?

Yes, I know the muffin man,The muffin man, the muffin man,Yes, I know the muffin man,Who lives in Drury Lane.” Of course everyone knew the muffin man because her muffins were delicious and there was only one Drury Lane. And here we are 192 years in the future and people still remember her song she should feel flattered but she feels anger she doesn’t make muffins now cupcakes are all the rage. Of course she was trapped in this life forever because people who are in rhymes are trapped forever still on Drury Lane people laugh buy her cupcakes and laugh. Stupid rhymes.