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Holiday Mixup

“Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus right down Santa Claus lane! Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeer pulling on the reins! Nanananananana…All is merry and bright! And I forget the rest. But happy holidays folks! Finley Mary here with my cameraman Johnny hear for the holidays and spreading the cheer!” Finley glanced over to his right to see a man in his bathrobe picking up a package. Finley motioned for Johnny to film over there. The old man picked up a pen  Finley gasped and ran over to him. “Sir please don’t tell me your writing return to sender on that package!” “Umm actually I am and could you sop filming I’m in my robe.” “But sir! it’s Christmas season show some some spirit!” “I don’t celebrate Christmas! I’m atheist! And on top of all of this package is from my mother-in-law! Crazy old coot…” “Oh well in that case, uh happy atheism day? Oh well, I don’t know. Run Johnny!!”

Do Your Best

What Does It Mean To Do Your Best

This question is commonly asked among peers. Because people always try so they can do good to their community.

But I think it means to give all your effort and slap a smile on your face. Of course there’s more to it like trying hard and thinking so you don’t screw up but if you don’t smile people will think your an angry grouch who doesn’t like working but if you smile and whistle while you work you’ll get the job again!

That’s what I think it means to do your best.

Time Out

On the first day of spring Edswold was playing baseball or at least trying to. Swinging his arms limply and throwing like a girl is how Priscilla put it. Of course Edswold wouldn’t let it get to him he would just have to try harder. One more swing… He threw with all his might and the baseball crashed into his neighbors window…Old Man Jenkins window. Priscilla and Zephyr were out of there like a chihuahua being faced up by a rattlesnake if that makes any sense. Edswold still knew he had to get the ball. He headed to the door and glanced up. Knocking on the cold hard door. Old Man Jenkins opened with the ball in his hand his steely glare looking at Edswold he shoved the ball at him. “I’ll fix it” Edswold whispered. But Old Man Jenkins just dragged him inside and put him in the corner. “S-so your not going to murder me?” he squeaked. “Of course not” the old man chuckled softly. “I’m just putting you in a time out until you learn the error of your ways.” Edswold was relieved and when he was aloud out 5 hours later he told Priscilla and Zephyr that Old Man Jenkins was really nice.

 The moral of this story kids if you break windows you’ll be in trouble by more than one person.

The Last Time I Stayed In A Hotel

The last time I stayed at a hotel was yesterday. It was for a girl scout thing at Ocean City, Maryland and it was with all of my friends. But our room was on the tenth floor so since we were really high up my other friend Kyara was terrified. So my mom, Jordan and I had to go back to our car to get food and the  elevator was so untrustworthy because the door was made out of wood and one of the buttons wouldn’t work so you couldn’t go down. Then it made a beeping noise that makes it seem like the elevator is on fire. So after that we went to the pool which you couldn’t even jump in. Then the next day after made this gross thing called GORP we went down to the beach and my best friend and I saw one little seagull and fed only to be attack my like a million. But we were saved my other girls throwing food out of the window.

Invisible For A Day

Today I woke up invisible and decided to go outside and scare people.

Outside I saw a little kid licking a lollipop…My first victim. I hid behind a tree and jumped out a shouted “BOO!” The kid just looked around confused and walked away. Feeling defeated I started to walk home and then I realized that this little kid would ruin my invisible day! So I ran back to him and sole his lollipop and threw it far away. “Ha ha” I screamed into the little kids face. The kid whimpered and ran away. Then it dawned on me…Spending my day invisible scaring children?!? As i realized this I ran home and flopped on my bed. After I cried my eyes out I looked down to find that I wasn’t invisible anymore. A voice in my head told me I was visible the whole day. I didn’t believe it until I heard a knock at the door and found the little kid and his mom staring furiously at me.

Confusion

Her laughter broke the silence. Although how she could possibly laugh at this time is a mystery to me.A red liquid pooled around my feet. She laughed again. “Misty? How can you possibly be laughing when your fiance is dead?” She giggled. I don’t really know what happened next, I heard sirens and lights and voices telling me to put my hands up. But i couldn’t move. How could I when my best friend was dead. Strong hands grabbed me and shoved me into a car with Misty. I stared at the shed where Lewis was possibly murdered until we were out of sight. Misty laughing like a maniac grabbed my bloodied hands and started one of those weird hand games. I pulled away and shoved myself as far away from her as possible. I felt the strong hands pulling out of the car but I couldn’t see with the tears blurring my eyes. I wasn’t guilty. I wasn’t guilty! My body was convulsing as I thrashed back and forth. I tried to get away I had to get back to Lewis. I felt a sharp sting and blackness engulfed me.The last thing I saw Misty crying.

A Day Without The Internet!!

Its the year 2020 a moor solar storm has just happened and the worst part of all…No internet. Heres how some people are spending their day…

Facebook Obsessors: Someone is in their room staring at their blank computer screen… “I am in a relationship!” they shout, how come no one has liked my post yet? Does everyone hate me?!?

People Who never Used The Internet: Just another day in the life.

Hippies: Man people need to find their inner peace this is a good day to do so.

Facebook Part 2: “Hey dude what did you do today?” “Well I kinda forget since I didn’t write down but I know it was something productive!” “wow same here except I remember and I solved world hunger!”

Is no Internet for a day really a bad thing?